Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.
by The Wae September 2, 2020
Get the No Simp Septembermug. A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.
by thecheetoman March 15, 2020
Get the gay simpmug. by melaniemartinezsupremacy July 1, 2021
Get the Enmu simpmug. Someone who goes ALL out for a girl who don’t even want to talk to him or want anything to DO with him.
by Beektoriooo September 12, 2020
Get the Ultimate Simpmug. When you go all out to impress a girl/boy and do whatever it takes to get her/his attention, even if it means sacrificing your time, energy, and money. But in the end, it often leaves you feeling emotionally drained and broke financially
John keeps going out with a girl to win her over but Sarah is never interested. This leaves John broke and broken-hearted each time. The simping cost was high, wasting his money and happiness on someone who didn't appreciate it.
by kenial2023 June 15, 2023
Get the Simping Costmug. The JM Simp is a sub-species of mother fucker, as he is a major simp, and the opposite of an anime protagonist chad. He thinks that he pulls, but the only time that a girl has interacted with him was giving him a baked muffin in the kitchen (where women belong).
Did you hear? That JM Simp was found outside of Camberwell High School accepting a baked muffin from a stupid woman!
by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer August 18, 2022
Get the JM Simpmug. He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.
by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020
Get the unsuccessful simpingmug.