(Noun) A slang term for vagina; typically used by men who are describing what life would be like if they had a vagina.
Girl 1: I would love to have a penis. Life would be so much easier.
Guy 1: if I had a vagina I'd store things in it.
Guy 2: yeah man, I'd keep skittles in mine.
Guy 3: It'd be a skittle pocket!
Girl 2: you can't put skittles in there. They'd fall out!
Girl 1: and you'd get a terrible yeast infection.
Guy 1: then I'd install a zipper!
Guy 2: and at least I'd always have skittles on me!
Guy 3: SKITTLE POCKET!
Guy 1: if I had a vagina I'd store things in it.
Guy 2: yeah man, I'd keep skittles in mine.
Guy 3: It'd be a skittle pocket!
Girl 2: you can't put skittles in there. They'd fall out!
Girl 1: and you'd get a terrible yeast infection.
Guy 1: then I'd install a zipper!
Guy 2: and at least I'd always have skittles on me!
Guy 3: SKITTLE POCKET!
by Taste the Rainbow Foundation February 12, 2017
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by TheRealHoneyPocket March 5, 2022
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"What happened to your leg?"
"I was walking home from the pub and whoooa — I suddenly hit this heavy gravity pocket. It came out of nowhere."
"I was walking home from the pub and whoooa — I suddenly hit this heavy gravity pocket. It came out of nowhere."
by Botosafado February 18, 2008
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Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!
Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!
Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!
by crazy case May 20, 2008
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Last night me and my {crew} got {shit-faced} and some fool suggested we have a Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon. Judging by how my {asshole} felt this morning when I {took a dump}, I was obviously the loser.
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Guy: It's great.
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