(Noun) A slang term for vagina; typically used by men who are describing what life would be like if they had a vagina.
Girl 1: I would love to have a penis. Life would be so much easier.
Guy 1: if I had a vagina I'd store things in it.
Guy 2: yeah man, I'd keep skittles in mine.
Guy 3: It'd be a skittle pocket!
Girl 2: you can't put skittles in there. They'd fall out!
Girl 1: and you'd get a terrible yeast infection.
Guy 1: then I'd install a zipper!
Guy 2: and at least I'd always have skittles on me!
Guy 3: SKITTLE POCKET!
Guy 1: if I had a vagina I'd store things in it.
Guy 2: yeah man, I'd keep skittles in mine.
Guy 3: It'd be a skittle pocket!
Girl 2: you can't put skittles in there. They'd fall out!
Girl 1: and you'd get a terrible yeast infection.
Guy 1: then I'd install a zipper!
Guy 2: and at least I'd always have skittles on me!
Guy 3: SKITTLE POCKET!
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