Phone-y

A person lacking personality and/or originality due to constant use of his/her smart phone.

Are you gonna invite Brittney to the party tonight?

Naw, man. She's a serious phone-y ever since she got the new iPhone 4.

by Neesied69 January 20, 2012

cell phone

Cellular communication; how an amoeba communicates. You know; amoebae, like really, really small people.

Hey, lookit the cell phone under this microscope!

Of course it is! Can't you see that the one amoeba's phoning another one?

Of course his phone is cellular. What other kind would an amoeba have?

(If you're saying this out loud, it would be good to duck now and then, in case someone was going to hit you.)

by Downstrike November 18, 2006

cell phone

Small electronical device that causes major distress in rich girls lives. If lost it could cause her to show paranoid schizophrenic behavior. It will also cause her mom to scold mentally handicapped kids and call them "immature."

"Mom! They took my cell phone! I thought they were my friends!"

by MOJOE April 21, 2005

On the Phone

When someone is in enough pain from any non-life threatening ailment, where they can't sit comfortably in a chair. They keep wiggling and slurking...eventually settling in a position with a head tilted to the side...as if they are on the phone...

I pulled up a chair so my wife would play me in Madden 95(All-Madden vs. Jets). I looked-over at her at halftime and saw that due to her increasing abdominal pain, she was on the phone, so we had to quit.

by Acebinkley September 3, 2005

boner phone

when a female holds and erected penis to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scrotum while doing so.

Lisa, how was your talk with my boner phone last night?

by uncle kim 69 May 17, 2009

Phone Mobbing

The process of many people calling phones, banks of payphones, or radio stations all at once. Originated by the Phone Losers of America.

"Hey, you want to do a Phone Mobbing on the Loveline radio show?"

by Kevin Mitnick October 1, 2003

Phonemance

I coined this phrase years ago after dealing with several similar situations...

When you take an online "relationship" offline and talk on the phone. Usually involves spending countless hours texting and talking about everything, acting almost as if you are a couple, without meeting.

If dragged on too long, it can result in disappointment.

I'm not really into having a phonemance with you, if we are feeling each other, lets get together and hang out!

by italiana70 June 27, 2009