phoneshame

When you have a shitty old pre-paid phone because you or your parents are too cheap to buy a blackberry or android. Phone shame also happens when you have a flip phone or something from metropcs and you are just too embarrassed to take it out in front your friends because it is just so old, bulky, or ugly.

Ross:Hey whats your phone number
(Brian takes out crappy flip phone)
Ross: Tuff cell kid whats the a Razor flip phone, that shit was cool when I was in 4th grade.
Brian: Yea, I have a bad case of phoneshame.
Ross: HAHA! IT STILL HAS A CINGULAR LOGO ON IT

phoneshame by ibehigh4u May 18, 2011

Pokeshame

When you ask people w their phone out if they caught any good Pokemon, and they haven't.

Lets head to the park, capture another gym and pokeshame some joggers.

Pokeshame by I Kant Even July 13, 2016

phonescape 

Phonescape (silent E ) the act of pretending to talk on ones cell phone to escape or avoid an unpleasent person or situation.

I phonescaped on my way into the supermarket to avoid the solicitors.

phonescape by GardenHo August 15, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004