PHONESE

“this girl name mal tried to spell ‘phone’ but missed spelt bc she’s dumb. use this word if ur dumb”

sis my phonese is in the car , get it

The called you on the phonese

by Baddie04 June 16, 2019

pay phones

Phones that cost 50 cents to use & are out in public. They used to be 10 cents in the 70's & 5 cents in New Orleans.

When I used pay phones in the 70's, I was surprised that it only gave 3 minutes of talk time for 10 cents!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

2 phones

Basically a person who has 2 phones is a dope dealer.

Friend:Aye man why you got 2 phones? Dealer: One for the clients and one for the plug man.

by KC gangsta September 5, 2016

Flesh Ear-phones

Flesh Ear-phones is a term used for when a woman is sitting on a mans' face during oral sex and her thighs surround his head, smothering sound like ear-phones do. Sometimes, this term is dramatized by saying that the oral sex lasted for so long that the person giving it is for a long time unable to hear.

Perry: " Dude have you been listening to me?!"
Frank: " Sorry man, I went down on Judy last night and I got flesh ear-phones"

by Frankietown October 24, 2009

Phoneternet

The internet as used on a cell phone.

I was trying to check the movie times but my phoneternet is acting up

by goeymon August 6, 2010

phonosentation

Blending When a someone performs a presentation about phonology. Then the act of performing a presentation on phonology can be referred to as phonosentation.

Hey, Hatem, your today's phonosentation is wonderful. Keep up the good work, bro.

by Sharabas November 23, 2017

i got 2 phones

used by little bitch boys to express their irritation at certain videos. usually on lgbt or feminist videos because they hate anyone who isn't a cishet man

random woman on tiktok: i just want men to take us seriously
the most boring man to ever walk the earth: i got 2 phones

by dannydevitoreal September 8, 2023