Neesied69's definitions

Pity Flirt

A hot yet kindhearted guy/girl who genuinely acts interested in the least attractive people in the room to make them feel better.

Man, that girl was scary ugly. You're such a pity flirt.

by Neesied69 September 20, 2011

Accidental Twerking

Dancing wildly and/or uncontrollably, resulting in a booty shake that looks like a poor attempt to twerk.

Damn, Ashley was so drunk, she was accidental twerking!

by Neesied69 February 14, 2015

Emo Turd

A poo that cries from the inside.

Dude, what's wrong??

I ate a bunch of spicy chicken mac & cheese and I don't feel so good. I think it's an emo turd.

by Neesied69 February 14, 2012

disgracebook updates

The act of posting status updates to one's facebook page while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

Did you see Brittany's litany of disgracebook updates last night? She must've been wasted for reals.

by Neesied69 June 6, 2013

Republican't

A member of the political party opposed to basically everything good.

Donald Trump, aka asshat, is a Presidential candidate in the Republican't party.

by Neesied69 January 25, 2016

Virtual Reality Check

The need to take care of practical things after an extended period of time on the interweb, gaming or watching action movies.

Mom: Ryan, you've been playing Warcraft on line since yesterday and the dog needs to be walked. Seriously, it's time for a virtual reality check!

by Neesied69 August 8, 2012

Phone-y

A person lacking personality and/or originality due to constant use of his/her smart phone.

Are you gonna invite Brittney to the party tonight?

Naw, man. She's a serious phone-y ever since she got the new iPhone 4.

by Neesied69 January 20, 2012