Coffee Cankles

To see Cankles soo big, they resemble coffee cans. They also may be so big they look painful to carry around. Or they may be so big they resemble ass cheeks from the Coffee Cankles up.

EX: "Damn! Look at those Cankles." your friend or coworker say's and you say "No, I think those look more like Coffee Cankles."

Coffee Cankles by Bullfrog,Iowa April 30, 2010

Beef Clanker

a person so obese that their thighs clank (rub) together when walking..

What's that noise. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a beef clanker walking out of McDonalds! The sound of their thighs clanking is hideous

Beef Clanker by joey kelsey arie August 7, 2011

saltier than a whore's canker 

Very salty.

These chips are saltier than a whore's canker

saltier than a whore's canker by velvetcad January 2, 2011

chankla

used to describe the appearance of someone who is extremely below average. To put it into measure: sexy, hawt, beautiful, pretty, cute, average, doable, ugly, 5 beers, blacked out, chankla. Another way to describe chankla would be to think of what vomit tastes like and translate that to a visual.

So I was at the bar with meh boys when this chankla bi0tch walked up, I was on my 15th beer and my boy sitting next to me was looking better than this chankla ho.

chankla by Jason "Tawnys" C May 7, 2007

Your mother is a cankerous whore

Jack Blade quote from Tropic Thunder. His character was experiencing withdrawl from cocaine and he was tied to a tree. Crazy shit ensued.

Basically, It means your mother sleeps with everyone and has deseases between her legs, and most likely, you are unwanted crotchspawn.

"Your mother is a cankerous whore!"
"Damn."
"Hey, remember that time I called your mother a cankerous whore? I didn't mean it man, she's a nice lady." - Tropic Thunder

Your mother is a cankerous whore by Allie-Rose April 3, 2009

clank 

clank (adj) - the opposite of ratchet. (ratchet can mean many things, such as ghetto, nasty, or annoying as hell) the main difference is that "clank" has a positive connotation and is used to acknowledge things as being smart, classy, cool, funny, appealing, etc.

Brittany: Did you see that girl's tribal-print shirt?
Tiffany: I did! That shirt was so clank.

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Matt: Dude, where'd you get those clank-ass shoes?
Tyler: My dad got them when he was in vacation in another country!
Matt: That's so awesome, man.

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Kevin: Hey Sheila, did you do the homework for Mrs. Smith?
Sheila: Nah, but she's really lenient and nice so I doubt she'll get mad at me.
Kevin: That's true, she's one of the clankiest teachers I know!

clank by Yvlek December 9, 2012

CrankGameplays 

CrankGameplays is an amazing little soft boi, if you don’t love him you can go jump off a bridge!

“Hey, do you know who CrankGameplays is?” “Yeah, I hate him, he can go die” *death stare* “excuse me.”

CrankGameplays by Microwave bebé August 5, 2020