Boogerknobber

When you have no arms and you lick the boogers out of someone’s eyes.

When you have no arms and lick your besties eyes boogers. I am her boogerknobber!

by Petitemom540 July 18, 2025

Boogerhog

Big fat girl ( or guy I guess ) who obviously eats anything around, including boogers.

Dude, when I spread that boogerhog's pussy lips- it was like opening a hot grilled cheese sandwich

by Philbert 88 September 13, 2025

boogermuffin

Muffins made by bakers with severe sinusitis that keep sneezing into the batter while their noses also run freely while mixing their recipe.

The minister took a bite of the boogermuffin and quickly spat it out while using the lord's name in vain!

by Mad Macgog October 11, 2025

Boober

One who boobs

That chicks a total boober

by Gurg423 November 19, 2025

[Biloxi booger]

Step 1: Find someone you despise
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit

"Man Cory was such an ass last night so I gave him a Biloxi booger that he will never forget!"

by Bob Burnquest January 29, 2009

Fooker Booger

Face Booker that gives too many unwarranted commments on your profile...and they won't go away-like a booger that you can't get off your finger!

That Fooker Booger comments on every damn thing I write!

by Princess of Hottingham May 7, 2009

crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.

'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'

by twilyth June 28, 2009