boogermuffin

Muffins made by bakers with severe sinusitis that keep sneezing into the batter while their noses also run freely while mixing their recipe.

The minister took a bite of the boogermuffin and quickly spat it out while using the lord's name in vain!

boogermuffin by Mad Macgog October 11, 2025

culumbia noogermuffin 

the act of placing the whole head inside the muff of a woman and sticking your tounge in the filopian tube
(not to be confused with the Egyptian Noogermuffin)

AHHHHHHHHHH! that culumbian nooger muffin feels great

culumbia noogermuffin by Anonymous March 7, 2003

Bungermuffin 

1. the area of skin between the vagina and anus
2. the female dogus or gooch or taint

Hey Jeff, quit being such a fucking bungermuffin.
That bitch is so fat, I bet her bungermuffin is two feet wide.

Bungermuffin by P-dogg August 18, 2006