boogermuffin

Muffins made by bakers with severe sinusitis that keep sneezing into the batter while their noses also run freely while mixing their recipe.

The minister took a bite of the boogermuffin and quickly spat it out while using the lord's name in vain!

boogermuffin by Mad Macgog October 11, 2025

culumbia noogermuffin 

the act of placing the whole head inside the muff of a woman and sticking your tounge in the filopian tube
(not to be confused with the Egyptian Noogermuffin)

AHHHHHHHHHH! that culumbian nooger muffin feels great

culumbia noogermuffin by Anonymous March 7, 2003

Bungermuffin 

1. the area of skin between the vagina and anus
2. the female dogus or gooch or taint

Hey Jeff, quit being such a fucking bungermuffin.
That bitch is so fat, I bet her bungermuffin is two feet wide.

Bungermuffin by P-dogg August 18, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008