Mentally Wed

The marrying of something or someone in your head, due to strong attractions to them.

Person 1: We are now mentally wed. (plays out wedding in mind)
Person 2: Who are you?

by Chum73 July 10, 2010

Mentalgasm

The high you attain upon completing Mental Masturbation

I just had a mentalgasm doing abstract algebra

by zippadeedoodaa September 12, 2010

Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011

Mental Hangover

The long-lasting regret one feels after making a mistake, usually while intoxicated.

Dave: "my girl and i broke up a wek ago after that happy hour."

Bill: "sorry man, sometimes the mental hangover lasts longer than the actual hangover.:

by dgray May 28, 2012

Mental Powerhouse

Mental Powerhouse (n, adj.); A descriptive used in slang of counterculture to describe a burnout, or individual who makes use of unrealistic mentalist descriptive traits. Also describes a self-inflated opinion of ones own mental ability to influence others or situations. A failure to understand the physical nature of the real world.

He/she, is a Mental Powerhouse. There are too many Mental Powerhouses among the group.

by Sheriffknight October 16, 2014

Mental Five

When you and a bro high five in your minds because a. You're too far away from each other to actually high five b. You both just can't be bothered to high five or c. Because the action/event was so awesome that a normal high five just wouldn't suffice

Alex: Woah dude that was so cool, mental five

Harry: Nice!

by bluedudeinahole September 25, 2014

Mentally Redneck

Beyond stupid to the point that it has surpassed the stupidity of rednecks. A "Mentally Redneck" Doesn't have to be an actual Redneck, just someone so stupid they are now classified as "Mentally Redneck"

Atleast 75% of the people who voted for Deez Nuts in the North Carolina 2016 Presidential poll are mentally rednecks.

by Sramazan September 30, 2015