February 28th

National suck your best friend’s dick day

Boy bestfriend: Today is February 28th
Girl bestfriend: So?
Boy bestfriend: That means you have to suck my dick
Girl bestfriend: Oh shit

by mo momba October 28, 2019

February 9

It’s swagapino homies day.

On february 9, tag your homies. (only if they’re swagapino/swagapina)

by pinktsinelas February 9, 2021

28 of February

The horniest momma ever

Oh daaamn if she’s born on 28 of February

She’ll give you the whole world , purest love, support and tons of jokes , because inside she’s so sweet and charming, loves animals and little children , appreciates good sense of humor

P.S. she is a horny rich bitch 😏

by RHB___ November 3, 2021

Febreeze

v. To Leave behind a dank fart in your old lady's closet so that the next time she goes in there she catches a strong whiff and it's stuck in her clothes as well.

Febreeze-

Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.

Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.

by Chris H., Pip R. April 21, 2007

february 20

people born on this day have MASSIVE tits

Guy 1: Dude look at Olivia's tits!
Guy 2: Ya dude no shit she was born on February 20th!

by minecraftgod12 October 25, 2019

February 22

National Slap 'dem booties day. Go find your friend or bf/gf and slap their booty so hard the get a mark. Do not waste this day. This day is an excuse for all booty slappers to do their thing. So go out into the world and smack them booties. We are all proud of you. If you're still sitting here, GET UP AND START SMACKING BOOTIES NOW!!!!!

Boyfriend: Hey babe, it's February 22, Time for some booty smackin'

by FROGGIRLOFTHEWORLD!%&(*# November 15, 2019

February 14

When I feel depressed and happy at the same time because it’s my birthday one of the worst birthday ever but I get double the presents and my name is Jayla do make it worst

February 14 is Valentine’s Day

by jaylah 🤪😍 January 25, 2020