Dildo

Phallic crack pipe usually made of glass

Get your dildo and we'll smoke this crack.

by lwekjr July 6, 2008

dildomuffin

a dildomuffin is a strange offensive word generaly meaning that somebody has tried to make a dish in a breadmachine and left a dildo in it therefore creating something that resembles a dildomuffin.

shut up u lil dildomuffin

omg u made a dildomuffin

quiet u queef or ill hit u wiv my dildomuffin

by Phillip James McGuinness May 14, 2005

Dildoed

When one gets beaten the shit out of, with a large purple, rubber dong, made out of Daniel's package.

Mike Ock just dildoed me in Call of Duty 4!!

or

Daniel just dildoed the shit out of that nigger! In fact, he niggered the shit out of that dildo.

by JewDoo My COCK December 9, 2008

dildonik

a mechanical dildo that has an plug for its vibaration.

that girl need to ues a extension cord to plug in her dildonik insted of using batteries for her dildo

by adam aka bart May 11, 2004

Dildoating

When you put your phone on vibrate. This is usually said about girls phones.

Mike: Susanne! Your phone is dildoating again!
Sussane: Oh....whoops.

by A.H. November 5, 2005

100 foot dildo

The dildo my girlfriend uses wen she cums on my face i like 2 lick it and suck the dildo it has my name on it

uh uh uh uh uh i luv this 100 foot dildo baby uh uh uh eat my cum o yea aaaaahhh uhuhuh

by me April 25, 2005

Dildopolasaur

Teh penis monster normally found under a womans panties shaped and textured like an actual man's junk.

Ram Rod: Man I was going through my girls panty drawer after boning her and found her dildopolasaur.

Trip: How big and what color was it.

Ram Rod: It was the dreaded black colt. 12" of black man junk.

by Hyouga August 28, 2009