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Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.
Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"
by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020
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Wins

NSFW content(pictures and videos) of hot chicks preferred naked and being gutter AF!
Hannah sent me a few wins but wow they definitely be Lit wins!
by Winning Ricky January 14, 2021
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Winestitch

That pain you get in your side, when you have been laughing so hard with your friends after a few (too many) wines. Usually followed by a few snorts of raucous laughter.
OMG girl! I can't laugh any more, I have a winestitch.
Stop it! ha ha ha I have a winestitch!
by anonymous January 22, 2021
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Windshield Wiper

When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.
She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
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Winsford

Winsford is a lovely little town in Cheshire. It is filled with lovely people who drive big white candy vans. it is a perfect place to move your family to with beautiful little parks for the kids to play on. if you chose to move to Winsford remember to make friends with men in bid black puffer jackets because they are really nice and will let you join the Gang if you say this: uramegatwat
family: we are new to Winsford town so hey uramegatwat
by not a joke February 25, 2021
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Windsock

Wow after the enema my windsock is restored to its supple state
by Pro skills February 28, 2021
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Windshield Wiper

When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.
Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper
by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021
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