Winestitch

That pain you get in your side, when you have been laughing so hard with your friends after a few (too many) wines. Usually followed by a few snorts of raucous laughter.

OMG girl! I can't laugh any more, I have a winestitch.
Stop it! ha ha ha I have a winestitch!

Winestitch by anonymous January 22, 2021

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Winebitch

Someone who thinks that they're amazing at everything they do, like wrestling, but really they suck and everyone knows that they suck. They threaten you with how long they've been doing tae kwon do and say they'll kick your ass any day.

-"Hey Winebitch you suck"

-"I've been doing tae kwon do for 5 years now I'll kick your ass"
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-"Kevin just stop wrestling you lose every match and throw up at every practice"

-"I'm a lot better then all of you, all of you suck I'll kick your ass I know tae kwon do"

Winebitch by No0b3rT May 30, 2010

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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