Texas Death Penalty

Filling your bowl up with Hash and White widdow while using Tea bong water.

Jimmy and Daniel Went to mars after smoking that Texas Death Penalty.

by danshajim March 20, 2011

Texas Handbag

A method by which one carries Alpine skis at one's side similar to the way a hand bag is held by use of apposing ski pole straps to create a handle from which skis are hung. Appropriate coordinating texas handbag accessories include natural fur clothing, cowboy boots, wet denim, large hair, confused facial expressions.

Stacy Marron always sports a Texas Handbag between her truck and the chairlift.

by JakeStur April 8, 2011

Texas Snake Raper

The type of golf shot when one hits the ball very low to the ground; low enough to concuss an unlucky snake.

Bill: Sam, how'd your tee shot go?

Sam: I just hit the worst Texas Snake Raper of my life.

by Sirender August 17, 2011

Texas Body

A person with skinny legs and a big gut and or upper body.

Mr. Incredible from The Incredibles has a Texas Body.

by camjobs October 12, 2011

texas twosome

tek-suhs too-suhm vomiting while having explosive diarrhea.

"i got the texas twosome last night, i think it was the white castle i ate"

by explosionofawesome December 2, 2011

Texas 2-step

It's when you and your best bud successfully Eiffel Tower a girl in Texas.

Bro we totally gave that girl a Texas 2-step

by Le-Roy Jenkins April 27, 2017

Texas peach pussy

When the virgin girls pussy is so tight you have to use BBQ sauce instead of lube

As shit I fucked a Texas peach pussy

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018