Mud Taco

Anything unpleasant or contrary to what you want. Or, for your literal types, a taco filled with mud. Not yummy.

It can a euphamism to take the place of regular profanity shit damn fuck asshole

Man, I went out with this girl and she got drunk and blew chunks all over my pimpin' Aston Martin. It was a real mud taco.

They told me it was gonna be a good time, but it was really just a mud taco.

The world is filled with mud tacos, but you don't have to eat them.

by Zodiacdial November 3, 2006

choco taco

The inadvertent result of a female wiping back to front after a bowel movement.

"Oh god, I just went to the bathroom and gave myself a choco taco."
"That is disgusting."

by ironcladlou February 26, 2009

Shit Taco

When you insert your penis into a chicks asshole, then pull-out and precede to stick it in her pussy and leave a trail of feces in your wake.

Last night I gave my chick a shit taco.
That hoe is dirty she loves shit tacos.

by cuasshul September 17, 2010

taco bread

a white flour tortilla

Yo, it mah birfday! Less go an git us some hamburger meat, taco bread, an some Slice!

by crash December 5, 2003

Taco Massage

Gentle, rhythmic back and forth massage of a man's penis, along a woman's labia. The woman is on top of the man and using her juices to spread over the length of his shaft. This is particularly helpful in foreplay to ensure a hard, throbbing penis.

My man was starting to lose his erection so I immediately gave him a taco massage to resuscitate him.

by Snugglie February 24, 2008

Taco Bell Song

The beautiful song your stomach makes shortly after eating Taco Bell.

It's been 5 minutes and my stomach is already singing the Taco Bell Song to me.

by Aturaya January 16, 2010

Taco Assault

1. A creative reference to rape or aggressive/violent sex.
2. Any physical attack on the female genitalia.
3. Or conversely, being attacked BY female genitalia.

Person A: You look awful...what the hell happened last night?
Person B: Taco assault :(

by Somniloquy May 16, 2010