salty milk

The name of the hottest man alive.

Sam: salty milk..?

by Flame87 April 11, 2021

Fold Softy

The act of folding your penis in half and putting it in a vagina, just for a goof.

"Man she yets me do anything I want, even give her the Fold Softy."

by Call me Dizzle February 21, 2010

The Salty Q-Tip

(For men) The act of collecting semen on your finger tip after blowing your load and proceeding to give your partner a "Wet Willy", with said cum-drenched finger.

Amanda: Kristy, is that cum in your ear?

Kristy: Yeah, John gave me The Salty Q-Tip this morning.

Amanda: Mmmm. Sounds Hot.

Kristy: You have no idea.

by Brutes McGutes October 2, 2012

ye salty butthole

when one takes a anal spreader and puts it in ones butthole and then takes a stick of would with barbwire around it and puts in in and out of ones butthole then takes a bowl or bucket of salt and pours in the cut up butthole

austin gave rocco a ye salty butthole last night

by helter skeltor September 10, 2014

super salty

When someone is salty to the point of desperation and/or frustration.

Toysen was super salty after the game last night.

by sugarshielodz January 25, 2016

salty

An hot older woman, usually between the ages of 35 and 50. Can be used as an adjective or a noun. "Salty" veteran, or simply a "salty."

Dude 1: "You want to hook up with some older bitches tonight?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I want to fuck a salty."

by kansascitymark September 21, 2007

salty

feeling dumb or stupid after something happens.

see also crunchy.

he tried to throw the ball at his head, but it bounced and ended up hitting him. he musta felt salty.

by International Bad Boy October 18, 2004