Hernandez Shuffle

The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.

Man today really sucked…I think I’m going to commit the Hernandez shuffle.

by Shufflemaster420 November 20, 2021

Shuffle Nugget

When you sell your legs in order to afford a puppy, but you don’t own a wheelchair. You then have to shuffle your way around, therefore becoming a Shuffle Nugget

Look at that over there, it’s a Shuffle Nugget

by HopperTouchesKids September 18, 2021

salman shuffle

The art of shuffling to attract the wood.

yo bro u doing salman shuffle? That’s sus!

by SHUFFLEDOG420 September 28, 2021

Shuffled

Someone who is unsure/questioning whether or not they are asexual (aka ace).

“I think girls look pretty, but I can’t tell if I like them sexually or just aesthetically. I don’t know if I’m ace. I’m shuffled.”

by ThePipYay October 28, 2021

truffle shuffle

what you and your stepsis do when you hit record

me: hey, stepsis, wanna try out the truffle shuffle?
her: ooh sounds fun *takes off her tshirt*

by owlyfighter July 11, 2021

Carolina Shuffle

Carolina Shuffle is used to describe how slow niggers walk when they get to the street when the light turns yellow and they walk out into traffic that now can not progress forward since the nigger is in the way. The light is now red and the nigger is now blocking traffic staring into the eyes of the drivers who can't get to work while the nigger goes to KFC to spend your tax dollars on his chicken.

Niggers do the Carolina Shuffle by walking slow into traffic to block it on your way to work.

by Water Boar August 25, 2022

Laos Shuffle

The dance my grandfather does when I talk to him about the war. Usually consists of a weird breakdance on the floor, lasting for many minutes.

HOLY SHIT my grandad is doin the Laos shuffle

by EggplantAddict(cocaine) September 4, 2022