Retard Awesome 

When something is so epic and amazing that you loose yourself to the awesomeness, becoming as excited as a 'retard', when they jump up and down and their hands are flailing all about and such.

The concert was retard awesome, when the stobe hit and the pyro's went off, I was a slave to the music, the excitement overtook me.

Retard Awesome by Shadow635 December 26, 2010

retard call 

Cousin of the faggot call, the retard call is when some one makes a stupid move or comment. Then everyone in the room stops what they're doing, puts their arms straight out and moves the lower half back towards themself so their thumb touches the shoulder and moves it back straight out, chanting Retard.

When Rinaldi thought that PMS was a disease, he was given the retard call by Tim, Gavin, and Dan.

retard call by Mr. Gzella January 16, 2007

Retard laying movement 

A movement that seeks to get retarded people layed or in other words to have sex because no one else will do it and they deserve sex like other people do.

He's in the retard laying movement.

Retard laying movement by The Fury 13 February 19, 2011

retard wrangler

a person who is blessed with immense patience or who is so hard up for money that they will do anything, including babysitting retards while the cut the grass or trim the hedges of community homes where the owners are too cheap to hire a real lawn service... they would rather pay the retards to do it.

I need a summer job, but I refuse to be a retard wrangler. I'd rather clean bathrooms at the bus station or tanning beds at the all fat person tanning salon.

retard wrangler by Leanne May 28, 2003

Retard Fish Frog 

A Marine life-form that first came onto land on the Onslow County Beach grounds. Later they retard fish frogs began starting the podunk town of Jacksonville, NC.

Shane Bock and his family's decendants are Retard Fish Frogs. Any Jacksonville, NC born person.

Retard Fish Frog by Sgt Gotcha Beach October 16, 2008

Retard Sandwich 

When your'e working in between two other people on an assembly line and both of them happen to be lazy idiots who are totally incapable of doing their jobs.

Today at work was like being in a retard sandwich, I swear to God.

Retard Sandwich by Milton66 March 3, 2010

retard school 

Retard School actually an adjective rather than a noun. It is used to describe one who does something unusually retarded.

"Man, I totally forgot what eight times eight equals... I'm so retard school!"

retard school by Ralph Macchio November 5, 2004