5 definitions by Ralph Macchio

Retard School actually an adjective rather than a noun. It is used to describe one who does something unusually retarded.
"Man, I totally forgot what eight times eight equals... I'm so retard school!"
by Ralph Macchio November 6, 2004
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A spock shock is performed by seperating the middle and ring finger while keeping the index and middle fingers together, as well as the ring and pinky fingers. After proper finger configuration, one inserts the the index/middle pair into the vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring/pinky pair into the anus. With a succusfull "spock shock", you should open of new world of pleasure for your mate, allowing her to live long... and prosper.
Judith: When Curt V. gives me the Spock Shock I GO INSANE with pleasure!

Dusty: Me too!
by Ralph Macchio November 19, 2004
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"Kool-Aid" is what one drinks metaphorically, in the context of a political campaign, when faced with an eminent loss. The term was popularly referenced in the 1993 film, "The War Room" by George Stephonopolous when he states, "I'm afraid we're all going to have to drink Kool-Aid."

The term references the Jonestown massacre in 1978 when all of its inhabitants were directed to ingest cyanide-laced Kool-Aid.
Here's the new poll results, folks. Looks like, with 4 days left in the election, we're down by 17 points. Guess it's time for us to bust out the Kool-Aid.
by Ralph Macchio November 10, 2004
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A starfuck is one who delights in making a positive impression on those in a position of power, usually of some celebrity or high political status.
Instead of hanging out with us, Steve wanted to hang out with the John Kerry advance team. What a Starfuck.
by Ralph Macchio November 6, 2004
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The act of pleasuring oneself orally, with great flexibility.
Hey gang, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and Von Feldt myself. Seeya!
by Ralph Macchio November 18, 2004
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