Eat the butt 

1. Something that a person does every day. An daily routine that doesn't necessarily have to be sexual. Can also be used as a greeting or farewell.

Dan - "Oh, I eat the butt every morning before I go to school."

Cam - "Jon, this is the Duke of Wellington."
Jon - "Pleased to meet you sir, eat the butt."

Eat the butt by Mozambique Jenkins May 28, 2010

Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!

A saying used as to exclaim "Fuck you!" or "Get away!"

Strict teacher: "Are you two having problems? Because I can split you up if you are..."

Kid (muttered under breath while teacher's back is turned): "Well you can just eat my dirty thong...bitch."

"Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!"

Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH! by Lauren & Elin October 3, 2005

eat on

something to eat, a time when you realize your shit is starving.

Damn dog, I'm a fitting to bust up out, my shit is honegree -- I'm a get my motherfucking eat on.

eat on by Matty Jo Jo September 30, 2006

eat out 

as opposed to "smoking someone out", "eating someone out" is when you are broke and someone buys or makes you food.
not to be confused with the eating of vagina. or is it to be confused?

chad bro: dude bro I am so broke from spending all my money on Natties. bro I am so hungry!
mike bro: no problem bro, I'll eat you out.
chad bro: thanks bro, I can't wait to be eat out!

eat out by utensil March 30, 2009

eat shit and die

When your life truly sucks, and you shouldn't be around anymore. When you are a no good asshole and suck a llamas dick, you fucking JERK. When you fail out of school.

Chris: I failed my Music Production course, I'm not gruaduating.

Professor: eat shit and die!

eat shit and die by adda jones June 11, 2006

eat me 

The act of telling someone to fuck off by implying an act of anal sex with them.

-Mother: But can't you be nice to people?
-Kid: Eat me!

eat me by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

eat a dick yo

a magical assembly of words which could imply multiple meanings: tell someone to "buzz off", affirmation of excitement, tell someone they are incorrect, an expression of excitement, ect.

Statement: Nick is going to absolutely crush you in the hot dog eating contest, you stand no chance.

Response: Eat a dick yo!

eat a dick yo by Holmania August 9, 2008