Colonel Mustard

when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like COL Mustard from Clue.

Dude, i could have killed my girl she gave me a freakin Colonel Mustard!!

by Brant38 March 13, 2008

Clonkey

It is a cross between calling someone a Clown and a Donkey. Used in a negative way towards someone so stupid you can't decide whether to call them a Fuckin' Clown or a Fuckin' Donkey.

That fuckin' guy's such a clonkey. Plural - Her and her whole crew are a bunch of clonkies.

by JMForReal April 26, 2013

vaginal colonic

an abortion

I got a vaginal colonic last week, and I lost almost 7 pounds!!

by disgusto September 5, 2011

Colonial

A list of sexual moves with a Colonial them. Before performing any of these, one must say to his or her partner "Let me take you back to a time when things were more... civilized." Also know as The Colonial Times.

"I was laying in bed with Ben Reilly last night, and he said to me 'Let me take you back to a time when things were more civilized' and I just knew that I was going to get a Town Crier!"
"Colonial is my FAVORITE part of American history."

by Babyballs October 6, 2006

Cloner

The female version of a boner, a clitoritis erection

That chick totally has a cloner for me!
Look man! That chick is cloning out!!

by HBK and JIMMY May 8, 2010

Busted clones

British boy band McFly are often pejoratively termed as the "Busted clones" to support an unfortunately widespread opinion that they lack talent,new music traits and innovation in their music,as they are supposedly copying Busted.it is true enough that Busted introduced Mcfly into the music scene,when mcFly went on tour with them and thus became known.From then on,detracors argue that the four boys,Tom Fletcher,Danny Jones,Dougie Poynter and Harry Judd are only going down the busted path and only allegedly play their own music and instruments,fooling people and addressing a crowd of brainwashed teen girls who fancy them for their good looks.I'm leaving the final judgement to you, but from my humble viewpoint, McFly rock!

McFly fan:OMG I can't believe it!!I saw McFly on the street 2day!
Detractor:These silly busted clones?Oh,get over it,they are just another manufactured pop group.Let's see how long the busted wanabees are gonna last...

by Dimitra August 27, 2006

clong

That sick, cold feeling you get when
you realise you have forgotten something

"Oh shit !", Peter exclaimed, as clong set in.

by tanuki September 13, 2005