Car fishing

Similar to cat fishing but in regards to cars, when your car is a replica of a more expensive or desirable but you don’t tell people that and lie

: “you seen Ryan’s new focus RS it’s mint”

: “ahahahha no he’s car fishing, I reg checked it it’s a st-3 not an rs”

: “oh what a freak”

Car fishing by Musho... October 11, 2020

car sound

POPPING – Sharp, explosive sounds can be described as popping and usually aren't as loud as banging. ... RUMBLING – Almost a roar, but sounds like it's far away. SCRAPING – Usually a high-pitched jeet-jeet sort of noise that speeds up as the vehicle speeds up. Kind of like a chirp, but more metallic

Wow! That is a very nice car sound.

car sound by Verycoolboy October 14, 2020

Car Jewelry 

Blizzy Code car jewelry is a customized proprietary patented system designed for vehicles on land sea and in the air to help you visually communicate your company identity to current and prospective clients/customers with effective design, advertising & branding strategies creating continuity across your print & web and all assets

Whatever your product, service, or event, quality, and effective marketing are essential. We can help you target clients and customers with effective, eye-catching professional print and online design, marketing, advertising, and social campaign assets.

We love Blizzy Code car Jewelry instead of printing a vehicle wrap which is typically thousands of dollars. We got more of our company's goals and objectives captured in such a small place on the vehicles. We will use the Blizzy Code Car Jewelry on our fleet of vehicles because you simply get more for less money. Scan the Blizzy Code Car Jewelry to get your information out quickly with on the fly updates and tracking capability. You can trust the Blizzy Code Car Jewelry to continually monitor the success of your campaign get you valuable feedback while you sleep comfortably at night. The Blizzy Code Car Jewelry is working for you 24/7.
Blizzy Code Car Jewelry can also help inform people on what your new products or features are to help the world communicate and bond with your audience with voice assistance capabilities to be sure you are heard locally and globally. The Blizzy Code Car Jewelry is a potential world-changing proprietary system for a rapid message delivery system

Car Jewelry by Blizzy Code October 21, 2020

Car Jewelry 

Car jewelry Blizzy Code car jewelry is a customized proprietary patented system designed for vehicles on land sea and in the air to help you visually communicate your company identity to current and prospective clients/customers with effective design, advertising & branding strategies creating continuity across your print & web and all assets

We love Blizzy Code car Jewelry instead of printing a vehicle wrap which is typically thousands of dollars. We got more of our company's goals and objectives captured in such a small place on the vehicles. We will use the Blizzy Code Car Jewelry on our fleet of vehicles because you simply get more for less money. Scan the Blizzy Code Car Jewelry to get your information out quickly with on the fly updates and tracking capability. You can trust the Blizzy Code Car Jewelry to continually monitor the success of your campaign get you valuable feedback while you sleep comfortably at night. The Blizzy Code Car Jewelry is working for you 24/7.
Blizzy Code Car Jewelry can also help inform people on what your new products or features are to help the world communicate and bond with your audience with voice assistance capabilities to be sure you are heard locally and globally. The Blizzy Code Car Jewelry is a potential world-changing proprietary system for a rapid message delivery system

Car Jewelry by Blizzy Code October 21, 2020

Car purpose 

When you hit a car on purpose

Katherine: Hello, 911 I was in a Car Purpose

911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?

Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose

911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?

Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'

promotion. But do you who didn't think so?

911 operator: Dave?

Katherine: That's right DAVE!

Car purpose by ZJay412 November 5, 2020

Car Horn 

An absolute amazing instrument in a car. A very simple yet useful instrument which is BUILT to allow you to warn other drivers of danger, but really is 90% of the time used to tell another driver that they're an asshole.

A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.

A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.

A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.

I honk my car horn when some jackass decides to cheat traffic and cut into my lane from a turn only lane. They deserve to be honked at because they need to be told that they're not special and they're an asshole for cutting the line when the rest of us wait.

Car Horn by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 10, 2020

Car crash pickup 

When you see your crush driving in front of you and you want her number so bad that you deliberately cause a car crash. You’ll need her number for insurance purposes, so it’s a guaranteed way to get her number.

My crush won’t give me her number, so i did a car crash pickup and got it myself.

Car crash pickup by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 29, 2020