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Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck
"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."
by bangkokbananahammock May 29, 2015
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burrito sandwich

Is when you slap the ham for an hour and toast your buns until they are gold and brown and make sure that you toss your salad and beat your meat till fully cooked and add all spices and everything nice and finally top it off with sauces to make a creamy SURPISE that is going to be fucking mess to clean up later but should stop munchies after a good time
Hey man I’m hungry man let’s make a burrito sandwich

Hell yeah but the last time didn’t end well
by My name is Dave June 28, 2021
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Korean Burrito

When your online friend’s mom travels a long distance to meet up with you for a very sloppy hook up.
My discord friend’s mom flew from Phoenix to Philadlephia to give me a Korean Burrito, and now I need to buy a new mattress.
by TreasurerAlex November 22, 2023
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