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Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.
Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!
by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024
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squirt patch

the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently
"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"
by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 16, 2024
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squinnki

1. afab with a smelly vagina
2. a person with a stank puss
3. someone who has bad odor in their coochie
"that chick i took home was a squinnki"
by thatlilminx November 12, 2024
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squirt

a summer camp game which is for <10 y/o children. the most skibidi game i found.
Bro 1: hey, do you think things could get worse?
Bro 2: SQUIRT!!
by mrbeast539275 December 4, 2024
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squilter

A person with a skin tag that is large and tentacle shaped located on the taint
When Brandon ripped off his pants in front of me in the woods I noticed he was a genuine squilter
by Cumstainray December 9, 2024
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Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
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Squirt Tip

Noun.

The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with
1 - Honey, do you have cash for a squirt tip?

2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
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