number 2 pee

When a Dude takes a leak standing up. with his pants down around his ankles

Mike " Im gonna take a number 2 pee"
The Boys " Dude the cops are right over there! "

by yunior May 13, 2008

Number 7

Adding heroin to cocaine before cooking it in a spoon with baking soda so it binds together into one rock.

I got right fucked up smoking number 7's last night but now I'm dopesick today.

by Ken November 29, 2002

133-742-069 The Forbidden Number

133-742-069 a.k.a The Forbidden Number, was last called 12 years ago, one man named Mike Oxtrong was the last person who used this, He was never found again

Still to this day, nobody knows who owns the number

Do not call 133-742-069 The Forbidden Number, or Snoop dogg will eat you

by LePost James March 26, 2020

numbers

male genitalia, specifically the testicles

"What are you doing to your numbers?"
"Scratching them, they're giving me an itch"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

magic number

A guy's "magic number" is the number of inches his penis is. IT SHOULD BE MEASURED IN WHOLE INCHES, OR HALF INCH INCREMENTS. No 3/4 shit.

I just found out my boyfriend's magic number! But dude, he was a douche and said 7 and 3/4 inches!

by tehhottlemon December 19, 2005

Number 3

When a man or woman ejaculates. Number one is pissing, Number two is taking a shit, so Number 3 would be ejaculating.

The guy was so hot I almost Number 3'd in my panties.

by Dr. Wasinya October 9, 2009

Numbers

Numbers keep me grounded

I am usually not needy.. promise

But this platform now with all of it
I need number love.. no being stubborn… not sure if you were, but just Incase

And what was up with 379… translated to 793?

Until we actually talk… we can’t be stubborn… you are talking to the queen of stubbornness… and I will take my own advice.. I have not been perfect… shocker, right😂

I love you like crazy and don’t want to lose you or us

Yesterday I had tears because I thought you were gone and today tears because I want you sooo bad…

I am a hot mess… I am ok..

have number love, but seriously you have turned me emotional 😳😬

Numbers… so when you get this emotional hot mess… just remember you created it❤️❤️❤️
Love you always of course ❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 13, 2022