cock hair

a unit of measurement; used to indicate a very small distance as related to the small hairs that can grow on a man's dick; used mainly as a construction term.

Hey Bill, how far are we off on that last cut? We were off by just about a cock hair.

OR

Can you move it my way a cock hair.

by Boys of Menom April 2, 2012

cock swamp

1. A lady who is known for being a dirty whore.

2. To be swamped by cocks

In a sentence, Nicole is such a cock swamp.

This party is a cock swamp.

by TheSpieler11 December 3, 2014

Dumb Cock

1: An insult, usually used to express distain of an act thought to be stupid. (Possibly a modicifaction of the word "dummkopf" meaning "fool" in German.)
2: A man who is all brawn and no brain, primarily used for sex and heavy lifting.

1: "Why'd you have to go and shoot that guy ya' Dumb Cock!!!"

2: (Shirly) "What DO you see in brad? He is SOOO dull!"
(Ashley) "I know but he fucks like a pro... Yeah, he's my big Dumb Cock..."

by HungLikeAChicken March 12, 2009

Slum Cock

A low-life human being who is unskilled, unattractive, lazy, and worthless. Often used to describe someone who makes you feel classy even on your worst day

You know that Brian guy at the other store? He’s a slum cock!

by Put it on Jerry's credit May 26, 2010

captian small cock

A male who has a huge attitude, thinks his shit doesn't stink, and really has no reason to treat others like shit.

Who does he think he is Captian small cock...

by jillabc March 22, 2008

sehun’s cock

it’s something really huge, very powerful, you can’t even put it in your mouth because its really big, and when he cum inside your hole, your hole becomes full, and your uterus explode, it’s rare to find this cock, Sehun’s cock, people have been craving for it, men and women, would you give it a try if you ever have the chance to touch it or meet it?

audy: “ did you try sehun’s cock ?”

ikrame: “ YES IT WAS REALLY HUGE !!!”

by ikramecocksehun December 1, 2019

Thanos Cock

When you put and elastic band around the base of your penis until it goes fully purple

Yeah I fucked a bitch with that thanos cock last night

by TheReidanator September 24, 2018