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autotheism

The worship or deification of yourself.
theism
I worship myself as a god therefore i am an autotheist
by Sammael January 6, 2005
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Amanda Autopsy

Myspace celebrity. Unlike other Myspace celebrities, she actually has a life. Known for her unphotoshopped pictures, sick make up, brutally honest blogs, random bulletins and shaving off her eyebrows. Likes things such as the Beatles, MAC Cosmetics, cute girls, taking showers, vegetarianism, cute guys, her sister, and Jesus. She is better than you, and that's a fact.
"Yo that Amanda Autopsy is a cool chick. I hope she replies to my comment."
by g f b April 15, 2008
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autophile

Technically speaking it's not a man who has sex with cars. As I'm one such I know my subject. An autophile is in love with him or herself sexually. So I'm stuffed for a good word to use (apart from the often heard, insane, crazy, etc). The only alternative I've heard is automobiliphilia. Quite a mouthful, more than the gearknob of a Jaguar XJ8 so probably won't be popular. There probably should be two words. One for a person who loves his car on every level and has it as a substitute totally for a human partner and one for a man who simply fucks it.
Since I'm simply adding a correction to a word, not sure what a relevent example would be. Apart from mentioning that I myself am an avid automobilophile, not autophile (not the only thing in my life mind!).
by karnautrahl October 30, 2006
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autoteabagged

To be kicked so hard in the nuts that your balls are knocked into your mouth, thereby you are teabagged by yourself.
Andria kneed me so hard in the balls I autoteabagged.
by Taylor Hickie November 22, 2006
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Gangster Autograph

A gangster autograph is what you call it when you acquire several bullet holes in your car. From a gun toting pedestrian. One can recieve a gangster autograph for various reasons. Varying from because the person donesnt like how you look or because your the police. Most commonly police cars are the recievers of Gangster Autographs as when a police car is fired upon they like to show what there V8 engine is for. Which is geting the hell out of there real quick only to return 10 minutes latter with 50 cops to find that the shooter is long gone.
I gave that cop car a quick gangster autograph so my crew knows i keep it real.

Some rich folks drove there brand new Hummer through the poor part of town to observer the locals in action. The locals were so pleased to have such lovely rich visters that they were all eager to put there gangster autograph on the new Hummer.

I gangster autographed that car for parking so far away from the curb.
by The Screw of Damnation January 20, 2006
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Mexican Automatic

When driving a standard, having someone in the passenger seat shift the car for you when you step on the clutch.
Jake was lighting a smoke so I pulled a mexican automatic and shifted gears for him.
by Shieldsdleihs November 11, 2010
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automotiveforums

lets go to automotiveforums!!!
by ALEX November 17, 2003
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