Alaskan table spoon

it is a chum fuck with your shipmate in the middle of Aleutians islands, and throwing your partner overboard.

I threw up my scrambled eggs. The next morning after I "Alaskan table spoon" my best mate.

by gunner1467 November 3, 2011

Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.

Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.

by Thoxis October 27, 2018

spooners

spooning is 1 of the better things in life it is so mad i love spooning spooners it rox the box ahh yeah and sex it is cool also but not wen u get them pregz that sux thats wen u wanna run from there dads

i love to spoon spooners

by zach February 20, 2005

Spoon

1) An insult given to one who is rather unintelligent.
2) A piece of silverware use to eat with.
3) An object used to dig the spagma from ones foreskin.

Stop being such a fucking spoon.

by Jackie November 1, 2003

spooner

Used to refer to a person with a huge forehead that usually recedes to the middle of the scalp. Usually accompanied by the callee slapping his/her forehead.

Oi spooner..your forehead is so shiny it looks like..em..you've got a spoon on it!

by Baggus November 6, 2006

spoon

1.my acquaintance, the mutated irish limited edition, deluxe one of a kind spoon.

2.Also the tick's battle cry.

3.Also inferior to the spork.

4.Inferior to the midget in minds

the mutated spoon, Nathan Carrick

by Michael March 30, 2005

Spooner

A guy, who, sit's at lunch, and carves face and other things into his fruit.

Guy 1 - "That guy Steve...He's such a Spooner."

Guy 2 - "We should start calling him 'Spooner Steve '"

Guy 1 and 2 - "Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha"

by Nick Nick June 11, 2006