Spoonahol 

The strongest addiction of all.

"Oh man. I'm a spoonaholic I just can't live without spoonahol."

Spoonahol by Mastamatt January 24, 2009

snoozaholic 

A person that refuses to wake up and abuses the Snooze button on their alarm clock. It is often common for this type of person to purposely set the time on the clock forward.

"I couldn't get good sleep last night because the girl I was sleeping with was a SNOOZAHOLIC."

snoozaholic by DeReese May 13, 2014

Spoonacopopple

Someone who is a less than satisfactory human being. Also, a person of substandard intelligence.

"That tank was a total spoonacopopple." "Dude, don't be a spoonacopopple."

Spoonacopopple by Mooniacle January 24, 2010

spoonologist 

one who spoons frequently and is all knowing about the various ways and places in which to spoon

Todd could spoon anywhere....he's a real "spoonologist"

spoonologist by Alexis/Mike July 24, 2004

spoogaholic 

A man or woman who gets off on having the 'money shot' in the mouth, and manages to do this frequently. Synonym: "sperm-o-vac".

Karla is such a tramp, a total spoogaholic.

spoogaholic by allen anderson May 28, 2006

spohnholtz 

If your last name is “Spohnholtz,” you’re probably a science teacher. Doesn’t that name sound like a science teacher name?

Mrs. Spohnholtz teaches a Physics class.

spohnholtz by Dezzzinator March 3, 2022

spoonable 

Pertaining to one who is a desired spooning partner.

John Williams considers Annie Ensign eminently spoonable.

spoonable by John Williams December 28, 2004