Thoxis's definitions

Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.

Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.

by Thoxis October 27, 2018

Pirate

A promiscuous woman, constantly in search of capturing more semen.

Bob: Wow, that's the fourth guy she's hooked up with this week.
John: I'm not surprised. She's a pirate.

by Thoxis May 21, 2019