Wappy Slappy

The act of slapping a bitch, hoe, or even a woman in the face with one's penis. Optimally, a Wappy Slappy is given with enough precision and force to leave a dark-purple bruise in the middle of the forehead, usually in the shape of a large mushroom, army helmet, or garden spade.

Man, you should have the mark that Wappy Slappy left on Jane's face last night. It looked like she had a picture of Papa Smurf tattooed on her chin!

by Mooj the Taliban Man May 12, 2011

Moe Fudge Slipper

When people from the town MOE shit in a moccassin, cut a hole in the toe, insert their penis into it, and have sex with his partner while wearing it on his dick.

"The Missus passed out last night, so I gave her the ol' MOE FUDGE SLIPPER'

by CREFTMOS April 14, 2011

San Fransisco slippers

Knee pads. Usually worn by some candy ass sissy when sucking cock.

I see Adam has his San Fransisco slippers on.
He must be planning on sucking some cock tonight.

by hawke4me May 22, 2020

Sloppy Cunt Punch

The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.

The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.

The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.

Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.

Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!

by Markla January 10, 2008

Slippery's

A derogatory nickname for Long John Silver's seafood restaurants. The nickname comes from the fact that the food is very greasy and therefore slippery.

If you're really desperate for food, we could go to Slippery's.

by Eckhard Gerdes December 24, 2006

Sippy Sip

A beverage desired either to (a)quench one's thirst, or just to (b)occupy one's time.

(a) yo coach milano let me get a break i need some sippy sip.
(b) yo dog you got any sippy sip?

by CBH + DJC 610 January 13, 2008

sloppy jalopy

when a car that someone had sex in is left with sexual residues, like snail trails and cum stains, on the seats, carpets, door panels, steering wheel, stick shift, etc.

Jason: I just banged my girlfriend in this car at a cemetery. Look, there's still cum stains on the back seat.
Marco: Awe man, you're disgusting. Let me out of this sloppy jalopy.

by Sapidpaean January 28, 2009