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Science Fiction denier

A person that denies hoaxes, fake science based news, science fiction (even by the best writers who won the Pulitzer Prize), science fiction reported by commentators on Fox News, or Russian Scientists (especially during US elections).
Some people don't believe the War of the Worlds even happened. The science fiction deniers don't even believe it happened after reading the book or watching the movies, or when peer reviewed on the internet.
by mlhiss April 7, 2020
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sciencery

Science + Sorcery = Sciencery. Appropriating science in an officious, impressive sounding way that convinces many people but is utterly foolish, inappropriate and often dangerous
Sciencery is the scourge of our times: how can we possibly listen to morons who blame 5G for covid or to flat earthers who defy Newton and Galileo.
by Adanny100 April 23, 2020
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Science

Trump and congress uses science to make most their decisions.
by Leaniscodeine July 11, 2020
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scientific coordinator

The glorified professor’s secretary at university research groups. A position or job title within university research groups often held by a Ph.D. graduate who is not competent enough for real science and instead of being fired, has been assigned tasks of academic purgatory.
The scientific coordinator avoids scientific topics to disguise their own incompetence.
by Gaspacho91 August 11, 2020
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Science

Why on earth do we need to know how the damn world works. Okay, I get that some things are useful, but de we really need to know why our water can turn into ice? And all it is is fucking confusing. So, science is the study of facts or truths that are systematically arranged and show why general laws work how they do. Why the HECK do we need this sort of information in our heads?
When ice turns into water, it is science doing it's thingy.
by ima dumbass bitch September 8, 2020
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Science

To test something sporadically, usually in a video game.
"Can you break your fall with water in the nether?"
"Idunno. Science it."
by Dee54 September 16, 2020
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