macrohard

Macrohard: What Microsoft is

Microsoft is Macrohard

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! February 27, 2008

microwaved

moderately high

in beetween the stages of easy baked and dutched out

thanks for catchin me a buzz man, im not fuckin ripped, but at least im pretty microwaved

by bill hinrichsen May 1, 2005

microwave syndrome

When a wireless internet signal is interrupted by a nearby running microwave.

Guy: Hey sorry I got disconnected from chat, my computer got microwave syndrome.

by caretcaret December 19, 2009

Microsoft Code

The worst, buugiest, most indecipherable code you will ever come across. Upon encountering Microsoft Code, a programmer should run, not walk, in the opposite direction.

If it's written in Hungarian Notation, uses way too many pointers, and is incomprehensible, chances are you're dealing with Microsoft Code.

by Gazuga May 16, 2004

micropenis

someone with less then 3 inches of penis size. extremely small endowment; extra tiny penis

Small Paul from atlantic city, is italian, and has a micropenis. we call him "peewee" and "buttondick" because it is less then 1/2 inch. He has no shaft either. Poor pwee is dickless and we all laugh at him and his micro-pecker!! lol dickless

by rickydelcamin January 15, 2009

microskirt

Something that you look at and your looking up. Used by girls who liked to be noticed.

Man did you see that girl in the microskirt? She is hot!

by Eastb01 January 6, 2007

microporn

pornography featuring male(s) and/or female(s) genitalias significantly smaller in size than the census average.

And the winner of this year's AVN award for Fresh Fetish goes to Microporn Beyond Thunderdome, starring Mel Gibson and Bitty Kitty.

by andino September 23, 2006