jocked yo ass

something you say after you trick someone

did you see that monkey in the sky? JOCKED YO ASS!!

by johnny shityseed February 4, 2007

knob jocky

Idiot; someone who rides a penis like a it is a horse

Leave that bouncer alone you knob jocky

by Jim Doyle November 3, 2003

jockin

when a girl wantz a guy and totally flirts wit him

she is TOTALLY jockin u, cant u c it?!

by _M_E_ March 7, 2005

camel jockey

An Arab. An A-Rab. A person from Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iraq, Egypt, Yemen, or Lybia.

Walking up and down the streets of Damascus, I saw several thousand camel jockeys.

by Sneaky Snyde June 7, 2005

schlong jockey

One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.

David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!

by John Bassett February 10, 2007

Jockster

Athletically inclined individual in the urban environment who tries to pass themselves off as being cooler than they really are. A cross between a hipster and a jock. Favors Rock Climbing, Skateboarding (particularly long boards), marijuana, can equally wear a polo shirt or ironic retro t-shirt, sports longish hair, faux-hawk, or shaved heads. Usually white, male, prep school educated, and untalented.

"He took her on a date rock-climbing and then to an Andrew Bird concert. I can't believe she'd date such a jockster!"

by Scrunchface April 30, 2010

Lawn Jockey

A term used in talking about a black person. Most of those little ceramic staues placed in yards have their faces painted black and they look like jockey's (guys that ride horses for a living). Hence the term lawn jockey's.

Look at all those lawn jockey's heading into KFC.

by Paulie Walnuts January 10, 2005