Chia Crotch

The state of having one's pubic hair be overly excessive and unruly. This often results in the pubic hair being clearly visible when wearing a swimsuit or very short skirt.

"She is suffering from some SERIOUS chia crotch; it's called a brazillian girl, look into it!"

Chia Crotch by Finnegan Casey Dress-up May 12, 2009

shampoo my crotch 

An English phrase used to express strong dislike for something.

People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.

shampoo my crotch by Teddy of the Sea April 23, 2014

Fuzzy crotch balls

The little balls of lint sometimes found on the inner thigh area of pants, usually caused from the pants/ thighs rubbing together while being worn.

"Aw man, these pants are brand-new! I can't believe they already have fuzzy crotch balls!"

Fuzzy crotch balls by Lin*z July 8, 2009

Sabertooth Crotch Critters 

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

Sabertooth Crotch Critters by DoctorDong July 22, 2010

la crotch 

A citrus based soda that can be mixed with vodka.

Hey Susan, make me another La crotch and vodka, I want to get crunk!

la crotch by bitchtits 101 July 8, 2011

Dune Crotch 

When you spend a good deal of time in the sand, whether it be at the beach or other sandy areas, and you come to realize that you have sand caked up in your lower groin. It creates a noticable discomfort known as "dune crotch."

"I should've taken a shower, I've got such bad dune crotch.."

Dune Crotch by Cristo Tejada August 17, 2011

hillary rotton crotch clinton

Cross between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. Why? Because who knows where Bill's pecker has been.

Hillary Rotton Crotch Clinton losses in a landslide victory to the GOP.

hillary rotton crotch clinton by Osama Obama September 21, 2007