Beached Whale

A really fat chick stranded outside a bar after closing time looking for a guy to take them home.

Ryan, I thought you were gonna rescue that beached whale last night.

by Anonymous Motrin May 30, 2009

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beach bumpkin

A country bumpkin that lives on a beach.

After the beach bumpkin got done swimming in the ocean, he went back to his farm to work on the field.

by Clinker March 15, 2008

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sex on the beach

Hip hop slang referencing the alcoholic beverage because of its fruitiness. Basically describing a bitchmade, homo-type of individual.

You straight sex on the beach, nigga.

by Nothing but Truth May 26, 2007

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Where you see all the cool kids from ages 14-25 hanging out, if caught swimming you're instantly shunned by anyone nearby. The main activities include Laying, sitting under a big gazebo, drinking (especially if underaged), watching people, and throwing big beach parties that consist of all 4. If one is not considered a cool kid and even shows their face at the Status Beach they must go to the corner next to the family/old people beach.

Stephanie and Blake were at the Status Beach yesterday, all they did was lay in the sand and drink natty light.

by ZootedMonsta March 10, 2011

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Flagler Beach

Nestled on Florida's east coast between Daytona Beach and St. Augustine, the flourishing City of Flagler Beach is home to over 5,520. residents! Since its incorporation in April, 1925, Flagler Beach has grown from a sleepy fishing village to a unique seaside community while still retaining much of its original charm.

Flagler Beach incorporated in 1925, one of the first orders of business was to set up a fire department and order a truck.

The Flagler Beach Pier- Approved in 1925, the Municipal Pier was completed in 1928.

Let's go to Flagler Beach to watch the 4th of July fireworks!

by cosmos heiress April 6, 2009

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