curved penis

A penis with some substantial curvature. Left, right, up, down, anything goes!

Damn son, Alex has such a curved penis; it almost took my eye out!

by Captainmorgan37 December 03, 2017

Penis idiot

An insult made to destroy people's lives to pieces. Only to be used in extreme situations.

person 1: shut up mario gay
person 2: no u penis idiot

by yeetlolbeans October 23, 2018

Nigga Penis

When you jerk off so much that your penis is a significantly darker colour than the rest of your skin.

"hey bro, why is your dick so black. You got a STD or some shit?"

"Nah bro, it's just a bad case of nigga penis"

by Biga Triga December 10, 2019

acorn penis

A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.

Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.
I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.
I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.

by Magic M December 17, 2006

Penis Fairy

The friend that draws a penis on your face after you pass out at a party.

Dude!! The penis fairy struck again!! John has a boner on his face lolz!

by Cameron Yancey August 07, 2008

Penis Time

A date between the hand and penis

Hey Kids, it's Penis Time!

by Penis McGeenus January 09, 2009

the penis game

A game in which you and one or more friends take turns yelling 'penis' as loud as you possibly can.

Me: Let`s play the penis game!
Friend: PENIS

by sm00shr December 21, 2014