uncle fester

A boy with stupid tattoos and a really crappy haircut with a really hot girlfriend and best friend

Uncle Fester saw a 9 year old girl at McDonalds the other day and was like, "Holy statutory rape!"

by dick fart point smegma May 2, 2005

taco fest

when a whole bunch of guys get together at someones house and eat a bunch of taco bell tacos until they develop explosive diarrhea

Last night we had a huge taco fest, and i crapped my pants multiple times.

by Brian October 29, 2004

uncle fester

a scabby diseased penis

by loco weed April 24, 2003

leeds festival

7.5 dirty moving sessions, mass respect to the leather trousers, fur, poppers, wee buckets, Boro flag, gazebo, and Joe Wastells massive DICK !!!!!!!!!

can't wait for leeds festival 09, live fast, die sessioned

by gomas July 24, 2009

festering pus enema

Gore Grind band well know for such hits as "smik 2 ya bass" "suck a shit" and "boke on yer tits". Situated in the central scotland area

Ye heard festering pus enemas new song smik 2 ya bass? its fuckin quality

by Lugs January 6, 2008

Festival of Stooges

A large gathering of stooges (fools). This grouping applies to stooges in the same fashion that there is a murder of crows or a gaggle of Geese.

1. The Liberal party of Australia

2. Davo: "Went to parliament today, there were so many pollies in there it was a total Festival of Stooges."

Bazza: "Yep, couldn't be worse than Shoppo. The stooge to human ratio is tipped way into the balance of stooges.

by Timmy_222 October 2, 2009

Festival cancer

What you get when you don't usually smoke, but buy a pack of cigarettes just to have on the music festival.

Alex: I heard you got the festival cancer?
Bob: Yeah dude, want some?
Alex: Sure, but let's go get some fastival chemo, too.

by the festival cancer. October 28, 2009