Nippola Bumps

The small bumps found in the areola area of the nipple.

While driving around naked, Gerard and Elmer counted the nippola bumps on Beth's tits.

They were surprised to see that Gerard had more nippola bumps than Beth!

After discovering that one of Gerard's nippola bumps was a zit, they realized that he had exactly the same amount as Beth. This was cause for great celebration!

by NCKnobster April 2, 2011

bumpbuddy

A neighbor, friend, or other acquaintance with whom you agree that slight accidental automobile collisions are acceptable.

"Dude, you just hit his bumper!" "No worries, that's my neighbor Larry's truck. We are bumpbuddies."

Well, you rear ended me. But if you'll be my bumpbuddy, we can forget this ever happened.

by ParchÞeSkald May 23, 2014

dusty bumper

A dusty bumper is the action of falling ass-first into the dirt while ones pants are around their ankles. Common during rowdy outdoor sex and defecating in the woods. If the latter is the cause of the dusty bumper, one may walk away with a rusty bumper.

Earl: Last night, I was beatin' cheeks with Becky in them woods right behind my trailer, when i tripped over a stob and gave myself a dusty bumper!

Jim-Bob: Well hell yeah brother, than poon is totally worth it! Fuckin' ain't nuthin' if she ain't yer cousin! Yeeeehaw!!

by Hammer of Jesus August 4, 2017

Get off my bumper

To give me some space... please. Ur all in my personal shit.

Girl 1: Damn everytime I turn around that chick is always lookin at you.
Girl 2: Yes, she really needs to get off my bumper and give me some space.

by mrsidontgivadamn March 23, 2009

Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!

Exclaimed by the old man in the scene from the classic movie "A Christmas Story" where the Bumpuses' dogs eat the Christmas Turkey.

Is also widely used when something you were looking forward to goes all wrong.

Jake: Hey Kate you're looking FINE tonight wanna go back to my place and have sex all night long?

Kate: Sorry hon I'm on the rag...

Jake: Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!

by Noizehed December 20, 2006

bumper dumper

When two cars are parked close enough together that you can rest each a butt cheek on each bumper to take a shit.

Oh man! If i can't find a bathroom i'm going to have to pull a bumper dumper.

by Munchus Maximus December 4, 2013

bumping fur

The act of two unshaven women performing vagina to vagina sex, also known as scissoring.

"Damn you should of been there when me and Jessica were bumping fur, I think I know what gender I truly want now."

by Dropgun Favouritism. May 2, 2014