While driving around naked, Gerard and Elmer counted the nippola bumps on Beth's tits.

They were surprised to see that Gerard had more nippola bumps than Beth!

After discovering that one of Gerard's nippola bumps was a zit, they realized that he had exactly the same amount as Beth. This was cause for great celebration!

Nippola Bumps by NCKnobster April 2, 2011

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bumpbuddy

A neighbor, friend, or other acquaintance with whom you agree that slight accidental automobile collisions are acceptable.

"Dude, you just hit his bumper!" "No worries, that's my neighbor Larry's truck. We are bumpbuddies."

Well, you rear ended me. But if you'll be my bumpbuddy, we can forget this ever happened.

bumpbuddy by ParchÞeSkald May 23, 2014

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dusty bumper

A dusty bumper is the action of falling ass-first into the dirt while ones pants are around their ankles. Common during rowdy outdoor sex and defecating in the woods. If the latter is the cause of the dusty bumper, one may walk away with a rusty bumper.

Earl: Last night, I was beatin' cheeks with Becky in them woods right behind my trailer, when i tripped over a stob and gave myself a dusty bumper!

Jim-Bob: Well hell yeah brother, than poon is totally worth it! Fuckin' ain't nuthin' if she ain't yer cousin! Yeeeehaw!!

dusty bumper by Hammer of Jesus August 4, 2017

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Get off my bumper

To give me some space... please. Ur all in my personal shit.

Girl 1: Damn everytime I turn around that chick is always lookin at you.
Girl 2: Yes, she really needs to get off my bumper and give me some space.

Get off my bumper by mrsidontgivadamn March 23, 2009

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