Autofelation

The art of sucking ones own cock.

Holy Shit! I had a dream about Autofelation last night! It was awsome!

by Maxtrac September 12, 2005

automoboose

this is simply a fun way to refer to anything that falls in the car, truck, bus, tram, etc category. if you can say this word and not enjoy it, quit using it.

1: dude, where's my automoboose?

2: I'll only be DD tonight if I can drive YOUR automoboose.

by angus bohanon July 9, 2006

autoerotism

Self-satisfaction of sexual desire, as by masturbation.
The arousal of sexual feeling without an external stimulus.

autoerotism is the sole way of escaping from bullheaded and self-satisfied girls.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny March 3, 2009

Autostic

1. A word in which to describe when ones phone is being a complete spastic; or ones inability to work a touchscreen.

2. Having a throwing motion so bad it leads to cancer of the soul

"no I didnt misspell my phone is just autostic"

For halloween, Tim Tebow tried to throw some candy to some children, only for it to end up in the hands of Chris Houston, due to him being an autostic quarterback

by the real freaken johnno November 7, 2011

Autocondom

Already having a condom on in the chance of getting laid.

Billy: 'Dude, make sure you bring some condoms cuz I'm not sharing.'
Gray: 'Don't worry bro. I've got an autocondom.'

by TurtleHearts22 March 30, 2015

AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file used during boot.
2) Male genitalia.

"Dude, you don't wanna go around fucking with your AUTOEXEC.BAT!!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Autofellatio

The hermetic profession of sucking one's own penis.

Nobody in the history of man has reported being able to perform this almost mystical feat because the few percentage of the world population who actually can perform autofellatio never leave their houses. However diaries and memoirs have been found, post-mortem.

Guy 1: Hey I haven't seen John lately, have you?
Guy 2: Haven't you heard? He discovered he could perform autofellatio and dropped out of school to move to a trailer park.

by JohnnieWalkerBlue February 12, 2010