Davidoff False Cobra

When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.

Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party

Boys: cunt you snake

Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10

Boys: but you're a cunt

*dave still is not there at 11pm*

Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt

Dave: i was ill

Boys: cunt

Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much

Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker

by iamasnake January 25, 2014

Faux-file

Fake profiles used by stalkers and trolls for the purpose of spying people's profiles.

"Did you get a friend request from John Doe?" "No, that's just another faux-file"

by VanDyke Brown September 9, 2015

joint file

A way to say lets go smoke a joint without anyone raising suspicion about what your doing.

Yo mark lets go work on that joint file later.

by Sandman meme September 22, 2016

care files

When you shit on someone's porch step with love in your heart.

"dude, you got shit all over your hands from those care files you left on the Peterson's porch"

by Lilsweetdillpickle September 21, 2016

Da Filers

A super sexy amazeballs girl, whos name is Sofia, but her stupid brothers nicknamed her Da Filers. Shawn Mendes is definitaly going to love her when they meet. She often laughts and makes others laugh. Sometimes she gets drunk and steps on computers...

Damn, Da Filers is being herself again...

by sofia88 March 19, 2017

hiding file

secret or subjects inside a secret, kept hidden to be unknown by the children under 10

I want Thomas know about my hiding file, but i,ll let him know when he exactly is reached to twenty.

by man!? May 19, 2017

Korean Filet Miñon

When a unconscious body gets jizzed on his or her lips and as the sperm gets sticky you stick pubic hairs to them.

Oh hey I just gave Mandy a Korean filet miñon

by Thelookster39 July 3, 2017