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Egyptian Blumpkin

The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed
James just got the best Egyptian blumpkin ive seen. Did you see the shots? Insane
by Sharl Kakur November 20, 2021
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Reverse Blumpkin

Instead of blowing someone when they’re on the toilet, you eat someones ass when they’re pissing at a urinal
Skyla: I gave Remi a nice reverse blumpkin last night
Mateusz: Damn he must’ve cum into the urinal
by Big d1ck bo1 December 8, 2021
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Lithuanian Blumpkin

A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick
Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile
by LogJamShep March 8, 2022
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Country Blumpkin

Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.

Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
I was out of town last week and you wouldn't believe the Country Blumpkin this farm chick gave me!
by Alfred Paca April 4, 2022
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Double Blumpkin

Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.
Shelly gave me the steamiest Double Blumpkin on our Honeymoon getaway last week.
by Dinglebear April 30, 2022
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Reversal Blumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit on the toilet the man proceeds to eat out her vagina
Hey babe its your turn to return the so how bout that reversal blumpkin
by LILBIRD87 June 10, 2022
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Spotted blumpkin

When one has anal sex with a female pulls out she defecates on herself and you then ejaculate on the feces
The other night during very vigorous sex I gave Valerie a spotted blumpkin.
by Oklahoma tingler December 27, 2022
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