blompkin

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!

gimmie a call

by Sam December 27, 2003

Blumkinuku

Getting a blow job while taking a shit and completing your Suduku. (For best results have the Suduku on a clip board resting on her head)

The suduku I was working on was too difficult so I decided to have my wife give me a blumkinuku while I figured it out.

by Bunny420 November 15, 2006

blumpkinsneeze

The blumpkinsneeze is the rare act of receiving a blumpkin and simultaneously sneezing.

While Kal was receiving a standard blumpkin he needed to sneeze. At the point of sneezing he simultaneously shat and orgasimed, thus achiving the blumpkinsneeze... aka complete nivarna.

by djareeloa June 9, 2011

blumpkinwood

Erection obtain by thought or receiving of a blumpkin .

Patrick was so excited for his daily movement that he popped BLUMPKINWOOD

by Chuckandshannon February 28, 2017

Blumpting

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:
My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:
I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

by y0m4m4 October 13, 2008

Top decker reverse kanga blumkin

Where a male shits in the tank of a toilet, whilst receiving a blowjob. From a female shitting in the reverse kanga position

Yesterday I walked in on Jayden and Rachel having a top decker reverse kanga blumkin

by Nicegary February 14, 2017

country bumpkin pussy

A female that grew up in a small country town and lived a very sheltered life.

Jessica was a piece of country bumpkin pussy, until she went to a big city college and had her first gang bang.

by Andy Holman July 20, 2008