The Covington Blumpkinator 

The action of a person receiving a blowjob and getting their ass hole eaten out at the same time while taking a poop.

Taylor and Katie break down bathroom doors in Covinton High School in order to give The Covington Blumpkinator to their terrified victims.

The Covington Blumpkinator by 50 Shades of Guff December 9, 2012

blompkin 

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!

gimmie a call

blompkin by Sam December 27, 2003

Blumkinuku 

Getting a blow job while taking a shit and completing your Suduku. (For best results have the Suduku on a clip board resting on her head)

The suduku I was working on was too difficult so I decided to have my wife give me a blumkinuku while I figured it out.

Blumkinuku by Bunny420 November 15, 2006

blumpkinsneeze

The blumpkinsneeze is the rare act of receiving a blumpkin and simultaneously sneezing.

While Kal was receiving a standard blumpkin he needed to sneeze. At the point of sneezing he simultaneously shat and orgasimed, thus achiving the blumpkinsneeze... aka complete nivarna.

blumpkinsneeze by djareeloa June 9, 2011

blumpkinwood 

Erection obtain by thought or receiving of a blumpkin .

Patrick was so excited for his daily movement that he popped BLUMPKINWOOD

blumpkinwood by Chuckandshannon February 28, 2017

Blumpting

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:
My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:
I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

Blumpting by y0m4m4 October 13, 2008

Top decker reverse kanga blumkin

Where a male shits in the tank of a toilet, whilst receiving a blowjob. From a female shitting in the reverse kanga position

Yesterday I walked in on Jayden and Rachel having a top decker reverse kanga blumkin

Top decker reverse kanga blumkin by Nicegary February 14, 2017