Ultimate Mongoli

A debate as old as time between Mutaz and Aws to see who is more mongoli, an answer that even the troops could not reach as it remains inconclusive yet the battle rages on.

Abed is mongoli af, but he will never be the “Ultimate Mongoli” .

by Fursan Al Leil August 29, 2023

Norwegian mongoose

Overly hairy shaft of the male penis

Have you seen Harold’s dick? It’s a Norwegian mongoose!

by Haroldnm69 November 14, 2023

Hung Mongolia

The highest level of hungover. Can’t get out of bed and shaking constantly. Your life is over

He finished half a handle of Tito’s last night, He woke up hung Mongolia

by bobby12236382 March 13, 2024

Reverse Mongolian Butterfly

A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly is an incredibly complex sex position, which multiple steps are needed to preform said position.

Step 1: You must jelq your way to 12 inches first, 10 being the least, or whatever tool you use to make it bigger
Step 2: Your partner and you will go on each others backs (hence the "reverse part")
Step 3: The one facing the ceiling (top) will put his legs into a C position and a T arm structure, as the bottom (the one facing the ground) will do the same except the bottoms arm structure will be like a 3.
Step 4: You both will consume healthy amounts (but alot) of sulfur hexafluoride, so your voice is at a deep tone
Step 5: Sex

Woman: Ehh, maybe, but not anything boring like doggystyle

Man: Perchance, a RMB?

Woman: A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly? YES!

by 8ty May 11, 2024

jewish mongolian bunghole aids

When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"

bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert June 22, 2024

Marriage Mongoloid

A child or baby, particularly one of a married couple.

I thought your little Marriage Mongoloid might get bored so I brought an iPad.

by Linkatron72 January 19, 2026

Retard Mongoloid

Exhibiting the utmost stupid behavior. Zero class. Zero thoughts . below short bus mentality

At an upscale neighborhood bar,Don squeezed his $7 beer , called his friend Eric queer, and sashayed around with a charging cord attached to his phone , thus acting like a Retard Mongoloid

by anonymous January 20, 2025