A condition brought about by the excess of hyphen usage between descriptors elevating the intensity of the object or event. Main cause of which being the need to increase the perceived value of an object towards a customer without delineated explanation to the targeted base.
Symptoms may include the conjoining of descriptors that make sense in context but lack any substance when used in a sentence structure, increased usage of capitalization in grammar, including, but not limited to: nouns, adjectives, verbs and adverbs along with run-on sentences and paragraphs that may cause shortness of breath when verbally communicated. Other symptoms may include: grammatical repetition, subjective baselines, rhythmic tempo, unintentional rhyming, and in some extreme cases, buyer's remorse .
Vectors of Hyper-phentilation are most notably Marketing Departments with a rudimentary understanding of advertising and access to graphical design software without proper training. Most affected are commercially sold items aimed to be sold towards demographics inclined to take up automotive or outdoor careers or hobbies.
While untreatable at this current time, observation of Hyper-phentilation can potentially prevent the more serious manifestations of Late Onset Buyer's Remorse.
Symptoms may include the conjoining of descriptors that make sense in context but lack any substance when used in a sentence structure, increased usage of capitalization in grammar, including, but not limited to: nouns, adjectives, verbs and adverbs along with run-on sentences and paragraphs that may cause shortness of breath when verbally communicated. Other symptoms may include: grammatical repetition, subjective baselines, rhythmic tempo, unintentional rhyming, and in some extreme cases, buyer's remorse .
Vectors of Hyper-phentilation are most notably Marketing Departments with a rudimentary understanding of advertising and access to graphical design software without proper training. Most affected are commercially sold items aimed to be sold towards demographics inclined to take up automotive or outdoor careers or hobbies.
While untreatable at this current time, observation of Hyper-phentilation can potentially prevent the more serious manifestations of Late Onset Buyer's Remorse.
An increase of Hyper-phentilation is being observed due to commercial buzzword language including terms such as "Military-Grade High-Performance Ultra-Light All-Terrain Hand-Wear . Multi-Size All-Weather Comfort-Fit. 90-Day Money-Back-Guarantee." to describe objects such a pair of automotive work gloves or magnetic nylon therapeutic bracelets.
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He was being such a hypebeast about that anime show, his hipster-ass actually convinced me to watch an episode.
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That dude was such a hypebeast, he actually got me to watch an episode of that awful anime show. I was even EXCITED about it! Shame.
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They sometimes feel the need to be moving. Ex: middle of math class, and they feel like jumping out of the window.
I am a very hyper person, and I do do my best to control it. Since I am an early teen, I often burn all that energy off with friends. People that are hyper would often do things such as roll down a hill, climb trees, go into a sewer, if they are still a kid. I used this activity to take up “parkour”, doing hurtles and jumps and climbing stuff.
They sometimes feel the need to be moving. Ex: middle of math class, and they feel like jumping out of the window.
I am a very hyper person, and I do do my best to control it. Since I am an early teen, I often burn all that energy off with friends. People that are hyper would often do things such as roll down a hill, climb trees, go into a sewer, if they are still a kid. I used this activity to take up “parkour”, doing hurtles and jumps and climbing stuff.
Person: why is that kid about to skate down the hill with nobody around?
Person 2: he’s probably one of those really hyper kids across the street.
Person 2: he’s probably one of those really hyper kids across the street.
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