hair shower

the act of wetting your hair instead of showering

john took a hair shower this morning

by eagletits January 7, 2010

nerf hair

1. hair like that of Cory Matthews on Boy Meets World 2. hair so curly a Nerf ball would stick in it if thrown at it 3. hair with the consistency of a Brillo pad

That boy lost his comb in his nerf hair

by goddamit' May 26, 2009

McDouble with a Hair In It

Finding someone that is extremely attractive but they have a horrible personality.

There's three types of people in the world, there's a Single, McDouble, and a Happy Meal. You don't feel good enough for the Happy Meal and you really don't want a Single. You try for the McDouble, and you get a McDouble with a Hair In It.

by Pretty Pretty Penis August 9, 2010

fixing that hair

A sexual reference to the common act of 'fixing, holding and/or playing with a woman's hair,' but only while she is giving a man a blowjob.

Other common forms of "fixing that hair" include:
'fixin her hair' and 'fixing the way you wear that hair,' which is used to directly insult the person being spoken to.

Example - Man 1: Hey, did you and Jane end up messing around last night?
Man 2: Oh! You know i was fixing that hair.

by dlaw13 December 24, 2008

Medusa's hair

A bowel movement comprised of many long, thin pieces which together, resemble the serpentine hair of Medusa.

Yo Cassius, I just shit Medusa's hair, I must have eaten too many grapes.

by Ragnord November 6, 2007

massacre hair

A hair do' so messy and unkept, it resembles the hair do' in a mass murderer's mugshot.

Dude, your hair is so wild, you look like you've been on a killing spree. You definitely have massacre hair!

That massacre hair is a good look for you.

by Mandee507 November 14, 2007

Moses Hair

Hair that has been parted... sometimes leading to the freedom of Jew-slaves.

Hitler had Moses Hair.

by Terry Farrel October 18, 2007