carpetcrusin

Giving oral to a girl while she is driving

"We almost got into an accident while I was carpetcrusin Kristen"

by Timothy Muller December 10, 2006

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by kevingo December 29, 2007

carpencentric

adjective meaning having to do with the skill of carpentry

I did 2 carpencentric chores today

by recreation elation March 20, 2009

Carpenterly

To have skills that would do one well as a carpenter

but ya i wouldn't make that too much effort and i'm not carpenterly-inclined

by Joe the Carpenter December 19, 2008

carpet douchebagger

In many ways, this is a step up from douchebag or bag of douche you all commonly know.

carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err

1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals

2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.

Hey Red, this guy next to me is talking shit about the bartender and is screwing with the remote after every commercial! To top it off, he didn't even tip! What a carpet douchebagger!

by Slim Twofingers February 9, 2010

Carpet Bowl

A small amount of weed found on the carpet which you then smoke.

UUGGGG. i don't feel so good, i souldent have smoked that carpet bowl.

by 420 time September 20, 2010

carpe dude'm

Seizing the opportunity to date a guy as soon as he becomes available.

Mindy: "I heard John finally broke up with Ashley! I'm going to get on that right away... Carpe dude'm!"

Candace: Ah, yes. That's latin for "slut," right?

by joel67 January 25, 2011