lovely blooded muff

A variation of "Lovely Stuff" which was coined by Jules Berry of worldpay fame.

"Out tonight hero?"
"Yeah its gonna be lovely blooded muff mate"

by TimmyMagic November 28, 2006

balls deep in worldy muff

testicles deep inside a woman's vagina that no matter where she goes in the world is a stunner

Tonight I'm gonna go get mortal with the lads an hopefully get balls deep in worldy muff.

>How was last night?
<Balls deep, in worldy muff mann

by Muff Fan July 26, 2012

Mossio-muff-her

Based on "Monsieur Muffler" garage shops (which are the
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.

Honey your balls were full, when's the last time you went
to Mossio-muff-her ?

So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?

by Dan The Rod Leroux August 15, 2006

rat muff

Rat muff means rat vagina.

A constant quest of male rats.

"Did you get any rat muff last night?" asked Rafael Rat, looking somewhat hung over.

"Oh yeah, dude, I shagged my tail off," replied Rastus.

by scodder June 15, 2010

Cherry-Muff-In

When you fuck a virgin and her CHERRY pops while you're IN her MUFF. Put 'em together and you got a Cherry-Muff-In!

Angelina: Whoa you just popped my cherry!
Brad: Cool! What a wonderful cherry-muff-in!

by jessii666 January 27, 2010

boiling the muff

Is when a girl is really horny and wet but cant get herself off cause she is in public or unable to masterbate so the pussy boils and sweats and often sometimes welts in her panties. Sometimes this leaves the vagina smelling like some kind of sea-food out of date.

"im boiling the muff"

"come and smell my boiling muff dad"

by fandog June 17, 2008

Furry Muff

Satisfactory.

"I owe you that tenner, can I pay you five now and five tomorrow?"
"Furry Muff"

by Jooboy July 2, 2003